My 3AM Brain


Do you, or someone you love, suffer from Uguuuu?

1 out of 5 people will contract Uguuuu at some point in their lifetime. 

You may be at greater risk for Uguuuu if you are an Otaku, nerd, geek, loner, or of Asian descent.

Symptoms include repetitive language (eg. “Uguuuu”, “desu desu desu”), over-adorableness or “kawaii”, copious use of hair gel and/or dye, and irregular heartbeat characterized by a “doki doki” sound.

If you have one or more of the aforementioned symptoms, talk to your doctor. There is no cure for Uguuuu, and flare-ups can happen randomly after years of showing no symptoms. However, treatments are available to control the symptoms of this disorder.

Talk to your doctor or sempai today about Ganbatte, the leading medication in the fight against Uguuuu.

You, too, can lead a normal life with Ganbatte. Ask your doctor about Ganbatte today.