My 3AM Brain

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justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

(Source: waste-it-dreaming)

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

THEY JUST MESSAGED ME AND ASKED IF THEY COULD STILL GET THE EXTRA DETAIL I AGREED TO WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT A $200 DONATION

ARE YOU FUCKING

KIDDING

ME

HOLY SHIT

I’M WAKING UP MY HUSBAND AND GOING FOR A WALK BECAUSE FFFUUUUUUUUCK THIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS

On the plus side, a vinyl Pinkie Pie figure I’ve wanted forever is on its way to me, so yay silver linings and shit.

Hey so remember when I was super frustrated because of that person who dangled a $200 donation at me and then never made said donation?

Well, they just pitched in a whole $20. Via gift card. 

A gift card that only worked on an American site so I just got roinked shipping-wise when I went to use it. A gift card that literally cost me more than it was worth.

Fuck this.

I am never taking any kind of alternate payment ever again.

WHY DOES TRYING TO BE NICE/ACCOMMODATING ALWAYS BLOW UP IN MY FACE AUGH

FUCK EVERYTHIIIING

If it helps, she’s probably a chicken.

I AM AWARE AND IT DOES NOT HELP

Chica has 2 sets of teeth, one’s at the back of her mouth, it’s implied that that’s the former security guard.

Thank you for making that EVEN MORE HORRIFYING

I watched Gavin and Michael from Achievement Hunters play it, I kept having to look away. They didn’t quite make it through Night 2 and Gavin ended up hiding in the corner. Why oh why does the duck have teeth?

BIRDS SHOULD NOT HAVE TEETH THEY JUST SHOULD NOT

Honeybush mandarin orange tea and How To Train Your Dragon yes

yes

Watch Ertholi’s.

no non o no

no more

YES GOOD

NO NO NOT GOOD

NOT GOOD

JUST SAW WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END OF YOUR NIGHT TWO NOT GOOD

THREW MY LAPTOP ACROSS THE COUCH

CRYING AND HYPERVENTILATING NOT GOOD

HUBBY IS MAKING ME SOME TEA

NO MORE FREDDY’S NO MORE NOT GOOD